［If you’re going on a date, come here］Thread about the number 810 Heart Dungeon［21st Floor］
1 – Name: Anonymous adventurer
This is a message board for adventurers gathering in the number 810 Heart Dungeon. Please write what you want while obeying the rules.
The association has designated the floors from the first to the third as dating spots. Please refrain from taking down monsters indiscriminately, and don’t cause trouble with the regular customers. The association offers maps of the dating spots, so feel free to ask if you don’t have one.
If you want to reserve a date route or a tour, visit the official website!
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132 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Hey, I’m here.
People don’t usually visit the fourth floor. It’s usually like this, uh?
133 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Hey, that’s rare. Someone other than me?
It’s nice to take it easy on the first three floors too, regardless of couples. There aren’t too many people hunting.
By the way, there’s some kind of love adventure planned on the second floor today.
134 Name: Anonymous adventurer
I just got here.
You all came here because you saw that guy walking around with two girls, right?
135 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Yes lol.
He had medium level equipment, so he must be at least a somewhat successful adventurer… But a double date? Go explode.
136 Name: Anonymous adventurer
He brought two people with him, and two high level ones too. And they looked alike, so they must be sisters.
I’m so jealous. And I have so much bloodlust.
137 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Those sisters didn’t look like adventurers either… Are they civilians?
138 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Maybe. If they’re receptionists, I can imagine people in their association going crazy all the time.
139 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Just got here.
What are those sisters like?
140 Name: Anonymous adventurer
The one that looked to be the older sister had a ponytail, and was the type that had too much energy and was always excited.
The younger sister looked more graceful, or mature. You know, like a young lady. And her hair was a bob cut.
141 Name: Anonymous adventurer
These girls?
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142 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Ah, it’s them.
…Wait, they’re both receptionists!?
And the older one is rank four, and the younger three?
Who’s this guy?
143 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Look at his association, it’s right next door.
144 Name: Anonymous adventurer
It is. Beginner dungeon… That brings back memories.
145 Name: Anonymous adventurer
I just checked that neighbor’s thread, and both girls have hardcore fans, especially the younger sister.
146 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Not the older one?
She’s so beautiful.
147 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Doesn’t look like it.
Well, if she’s rank four, she doesn’t do receptionist work, so she’s out of people’s sights.
148 Name: Anonymous adventurer
I guess so.
149 Name: Anonymous adventurer
I saw that thread too.
A lot of people are whining because they skipped work today.
150 Name: Anonymous adventurer
…What if we told them what we know here?
151 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Sure, I’ll allow it.
(Hey, don’t give them the killing blow.)
152 Name: Anonymous adventurer
His true feelings came through.
153 Name: Anonymous adventurers
Sounds fun. Let me in on it too.
154 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Here’s a photo with the faces pixelated.
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155 Name: Anonymous adventurer
It’s too pixelated lol.
156 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Wouldn’t fans know anyway? Lol.
157 Name: Anonymous adventurer
I’m posting it on their thread about worshiping their goddesses lmao.
158 Name: Anonymous adventurer
Lol.
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I looked it up, and “Go explode” seems to be some kind of Japanese version of “get a room” or “Geez”. These are expressions to indicate jealousy towards the severe fortune experienced by someone else. For example, # 135 uses the term to express his jealousy towards Shouta. There are a million things this could be translated to in context, and considering the light-hearted nature of these stories, something like “this is crazy” or “that guy is too lucky” might be a good alternative translation. “Go explode” does sound rather funny though and I do like it.
Also, I am surprised that people don’t use the dungeon threads more often. You would think there would be 5 messages per adventure using the dungeon per day.